Cute stuff Kids say......... (1) A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each childs work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, Im drawing God. The teacher paused and said, But no one knows what God looks like. Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, They will in a minute. (2) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah. The teacher asked, What if Jonah went to hell? The little girl replied, Then you ask him. (3) The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted on the apple tray: Take only ONE. God is watching. Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 07:24:37 +0000
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