Dear Siemens, The wife and I are currently looking in to IVF as we have recently become aware that we are unable to conceive naturally. I have been told you are a German based company and would like to know if you have a range of donors from different countries. We would be quite interested in seeing your catalogue from the south of England as the accent they have down there is rather distinguished and in some ways would be a boon to our future child. I understand you can now pick specific aspects for your child’s DNA and we would like to pick Matt Damons’s face and Derren Brown’s brain. If it’s a girl can you make it look like Janet Street Porter so we don’t have to worry about boys? We are a little worried about cost as we are currently living on humble means but we understand we shouldn’t take shortcuts when it comes to our offspring or you end up with Danny Devito. In such light do you have a finance arrangement to allow us to pay monthly? Or perhaps we could pay a percentage of their future earnings? They are guaranteed to go far with Damon’s face and Browns brain. Just make sure its Derren’s brain and not Gordon’s. We don’t want to raise a Gormless Scottish Twat. Kind Regards Paul Flanagan
Posted on: Sun, 29 Sep 2013 02:22:27 +0000
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