Dear girlfriend....... With me is a Koran and a Bible ... i want u to take an oath that : 1.the only gonads your corneas will visualize from now till we break-up shall be the ones residing in my loins. 2.that until we conflict unanimously, your lower limbs shall at anytime never be hoisted at an obtuse angle in absentia of panties exposing the contents of your pelvic area to a 3rd party unless you are ejecting fetus during child birth. 3.That your legs shall at any given time not tether themselves on the back of another man depicting a stance that mirrors the shape of an Illuminati sign unless that back is the back that accommodates my spinal cord. 4.That my clothes shall be separated from dirt on a weekly basis via your fractionating phalanges , 5.That copulation shall be relinquished to my delight on demand 6. That my alimentary canal with consultation with my stomach should at anytime not feel neglected as you are charged with the onus of converting raw food to a state of edibility &. That since we might be walking in close proximity to each other often given your status as my custodian of the mammary glands, you shall never at anytime wear weave, leggings and plastic shoes in Unison as i do not want to ooze the scenery of a clown and her promoter navigating to the next circus for a show
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 07:28:19 +0000