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Desert Island A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: Hi! I am so happy to see you. Girl: Hi! It seems like youve been here a long time. How long has it been since youve had a cigarette? Man: Its been 10 years! With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette. Man: Thank you so much! Girl: So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink? Man: Its been 10 years! The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of 12 year old malt whisky and gives the man a drink. Man: Thank you so much. You are like a miracle! Then the girl says, So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around? Man: Oh, my God, dont tell me youve got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 03:33:44 +0000

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