EPIC..:D :D #429 The most annoying questions by our relatives and neighbors and the answers we are willing to give ......... 1. JAHAZ PE KAB JA RAHE HO? abe chadha toh de company...... 2. BETE AISA KAUNSA EXAM HO JO TUM SALON SE DE RAHE HO? ab kya bataoon? 3. BETE FAIL KAISE HO GAYE AAP EXAM MEIN? bc harami hain mmd wale...... 4. BETE JAHAZ PE TUM LOG SAANS KAISE LETE HO? ek lambi si pipe rehti hai jisse hawa khinch ke saans liya jata hai...... 5. BETE HUMNE SUNA HAI KI 6 MAHINA KAAM REHTA HAI AUR 6 MAHINA CHUTTI HAAT YE KAISA JOB HAI? tumha ri m** k**............ 6. BETE PANI KAISE PITE HO JAHAZ PE smandar me gota laga ke bh***di ka........ 7. SAHI HAI YAAR FOREIGN PE FOREIGN GHUMTE REHTE HO KOI KAAM NEHI REHTA HAI KYA? bc tum kya jano kitna marwana padta hai.......... 8. UNCLE IM IN MERCHANT NAVY. GOOD BETE. MATLAB KI TUM PILOT HO? haan g***du........ tere baap ne de rakhi hai na aeroplane samandar mein............. 9. BETE CAPTAIN KAB BANOGE? jh**t kabhi nehi............ 10. HUMEIN JAHAZ PE KAB GHUMANE LE JAOGE? jake mu dhoke aao pehele....... 11. BETA IS BAAR HUMARE LIYE FOREIGN SE KUCH LEKE AAOGE KI NEHI? shakal dekhi hai apni pata nehi chale aate hain kahan kahan se....... 12. BETA MAHINEKA KITNE HAZAAR KAMA LETE HOGE? bc teri ginti jahan khatam hoti hai humaari salary wahan shuru hoti hai samjha ch****ye 13. AISE LADKE KO APNI LADKI KAUN DEGA? m*** c*** ........nehi chahiye tumhari ladki........ 14. BETE TOILET KAISE KARTE HO WAHAN? apne saar pe......... la*****de........... 15. BETE HUMNE TOH SUNA HAI KI MARINER DARU SUTTA PITA HAI; TUM BHI PITE HO KYA? haan bc pita hoon toh kya ukhaad lega mera...... par sachhai yeh hai ki...... humaari itni li gayi hai........ ki hum kuch bol hi nehi pate.....
Posted on: Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:18:54 +0000
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