For all you new & not so new mothers out there........You Make Me Laugh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PAUL REVERES MOTHER: I dont care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew! MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARYS MOTHER: I dont mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed? MONA LISAS MOTHER: After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, thats the biggest smile you can give us? HUMPTY DUMPTYS MOTHER: Humpty, if Ive told you once, Ive told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo! COLUMBUS MOTHER: I dont care what youve discovered, Christopher. You still could have written! BABE RUTHS MOTHER: Babe, how many times have I told you-quit playing ball in the house! Thats the third broken window this week! MICHELANGELOS MOTHER: Mike, cant you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling? NAPOLEONS MOTHER: All right, Napoleon. If you arent hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it! CUSTERS MOTHER: Now, George, remember what I told you-dont go biting off more than you can chew! ABRAHAM LINCOLNS MOTHER: Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Cant you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids? BARNEYS MOTHER: I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but youre starting to look a little purple. MARYS MOTHER: Im not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you. BATMANS MOTHER: Its a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be? GOLDILOCKS MOTHER: Ive got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie? LITTLE MISS MUFFETS MOTHER: Well, all Ive got to say is if you dont get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, therell be a lot more spiders around here! ALBERT EINSTEINS MOTHER: But, Albert, its your senior picture. Cant you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...? GEORGE WASHINGTONS MOTHER: The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye! JONAHS MOTHER: Thats a nice story, but now tell me where youve really been for the last three days. SUPERMANS MOTHER: Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and weve decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths? THOMAS EDISONS MOTHER: Of course Im proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 12:13:47 +0000
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