Frank dies and goes to heaven Rachel Shebesh’s husband, Frank Shebesh, dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter was giving him a tour of Heaven when he noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.When he asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ”We have a clock for each married person on earth and every time they cheat the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time a partner cheats on the other.” Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Anglican Bishop Eliud Wabukhala has never moved, indicating that he never cheated. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life. Frank Shebesh asked ”I can’t see Rachel Shebesh’s clock Where is it ?” St. Peter replied, ”Jesus has it in his office…he’s using it as a ceiling fan.”’
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