Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Boarding Planes in Israel ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: STEVEN J COLEMAN Date: Thu, Mar 20, 2014 at 10:15 PM Subject: Fw: Fwd: Boarding Planes in Israel To: eddie ----- Forwarded Message ----- *From:* Elliot Dorfman *To:* Steve Coleman *Sent:* Thursday, March 20, 2014 7:24 PM *Subject:* Fwd: Boarding Planes in Israel Sent from my iPad Begin forwarded message: *From:* hmbrauer1 *Date:* March 20, 2014 at 4:00:45 PM EDT *To:* wild, steve , Weil, Judy , Hy Treitman , , Schnitzer, Dave < dhsljs@gmail>, Don Salenger , Chuck Sakolsky < [email protected]>, Howard Reiss , Merv Rabinovitz , Stewart H. Newman < [email protected]>, Newman, Stewart , < [email protected]>, miller, barry , Harvey Loochtan , Stuart Klein , Sol Klein , Andy Klein , Mark Klaber , stan kirschner , Art Horowitz , Fran Henry , Mark Helfand , Larry Guthman , Mitchell Goldman , , Leonard Freeman , , < [email protected]>, Mike Braunstein , Renee Brauer , Bob \(Isaac\) Strougo \(Avalon Estates\) < babucho@aol>, Dennis Berman , Bill Bailen < [email protected]>, avis , , *Subject:* *Fw: Fw: Fwd: Boarding Planes in Israel* What a fantastic idea. Herb ----- Original Message ----- *From:* Doyle Shepherd *To:* Anthony McDowell ; Chuck Johannes; Daniel Craig ; Ralph ; Florine Shepherd; gussiewow ; Richard Hochschild ; hmbrauer1 ; John Monek ; Lou Santos; Larry Lechner ; Steve Mitchell ; Michael McHugh ; Randy Taradash; Tracy Shepherd ; Tom Gust *Sent:* Thursday, March 20, 2014 11:26 AM *Subject:* Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Boarding Planes in Israel When I was growing up, my uncle (Tio Nelo) would tell us stories and such. One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, Whoever came up with a solution that works will be greatly rewarded. Many tried but their solutions did not work until this Old Man said he had the solution. He asked to tear down all the jails and prisons. Then he had one jail for one person built. Right away they had someone who committed a crime. The Old Man said: Put him in jail. Very soon another committed a crime and the officers came to ask the Old Man what to do with him to which the Old Man answered: Kill the first one and put this one in jail! That ended the crime in the Kingdom. This email reminded me of that story. Maybe this would be the answer to terrorism in the skies! *Its hard to beat Israeli technology! * *TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device * *that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.* *Its an armored booth you step into that will not x-ray you, but will* *detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this* *crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. Youre in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:* *Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce* *a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!BRILLIANT*
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 16:08:50 +0000
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