HAPPILY EVER AFTER. Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother,and said, Here - try these on. She did and said, These are too big, I cant wear them. I replied, Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we never had any problems. Hmmm, said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, Here - try these on. She tried them on and said, These are too large. They dont fit me. Mike said, Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I dont want you to ever forget that. Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, Here-you try on mine. He did and said, I cant get into your pants. Karen said, Exactly. And if you dont change your smart ass attitude, you never will. And they lived happily ever after.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 17:42:18 +0000
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