Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen? About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when Im grilling grilld cheese. I didnt notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didnt taste any worse. Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbors 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbors yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in its essence wasnt entirely a lie, I just didnt specify it was my nut butter. Im not about to outright lie to my mother. I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 17:52:25 +0000
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