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Hello everybody. Feeling much better. BLONDE JOKE ALERT! January- Took new scarf back to store, too tight. February-Fired from Pharmacy job for failing to print labels...duh!...bottles wont fit in typewriter. March-Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said 2-4 years! April- Trapped on escalator for hours...power sent out! May-Tried to make Kool-Aid for kids...8 cups of water wont fit into those little packets. June-Tried to go water skiing...couldnt find a lake with a slope. July-Lost breast stroke swimming competition...later learned that other swimmers cheated, they used their arms. August-Got locked out of car in rain storm...car flooded because top was down. September-The capital of California is C...isnt it? October- Hate M&Ms...they are hard to peel! November-Baked Turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December-Couldnt call 911...duh... there is no 11 on the phone! I hope everybody gets a laugh. Have a good week and Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 14:27:00 +0000

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