Hey God, Allah, Zeus, The Eight Dynamic, Ganesha, Mark Zuckerberg, or whoever the hell is in charge…listen up. There are two things I really need to happen tomorrow. One: Punxsutawney Phil needs to be blissfully unaware of his shadow. And two: the Broncos need to crush the Seahawks, partly because of Peyton Manning’s immense skill and partly because the entire Seattle defensive line comes down with a case of violently explosive diarrhea. Got it? Good.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 16:11:50 +0000