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Hi Friends I have been called in the past for much more unpleasant reasons. But it was nice for some of you to call me back to Facebook. Most comrades, including my President, Comrade Terror knew that I planned to sleep for 2 days after the election. I spend a week with the family and to pick up a few loose ends on the farm. Yes, I was wrong when I predicted a smaller cabinet and a more streamline executive administration. Yes, I agree with Mondli that Minister Tina Joemat-Petterson should have been deployed to Woollies as a shopping window mannequin would have made a lot more sense. Yes, most major political parties represented in Parliament approached me to join them since 7 May (except Inkatha) Yes, I am still a member of COPE. Yes, Hassim Amla is my favourite choice as Protea Captain. (No, I am not Muslim) No, I have not seen the EWN cartoon (Yes, it sounds hilarious, I wish I did) No, I don’t know who had the most heads in the last 5 years between Bafana Bafana as coach, Forestry, Fisheries and Agriculture as HOD or the Directorate of Public Prosecutions as NDPP. Yes, the Minister of Agriculture is a buffoon (and his deputy too) Yes, some farmers want to drop the pay for farm workers to R26 per day until they become ministers (yes Blade is the biggest hypocrite in SA political history for defending the minister – whatever his name is) Yes, Marius is the most deserving politician in the official opposition I know (and yes, he will be one of the most remarkable spokespeople in the next 5 years. No, I am not sure if Juju has moved into Akasia Park yet. No, winter has not yet arrived in the Waterberg. Yes, LIFE IS GREAT. Love you all Chat soon. Big Kiss Johann
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 19:52:59 +0000

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