I remember this one time I shoved an egg in my bearded clam. I was young, I thought a chicken would eventually appear and I would have a new pet. After weeks of keeping that egg warm in my fur burger, I figured I would never get the chicken I had wished for so I removed the egg from my fun hole. To my surprise, when I removed it, IT HAD TRANSFORMED INTO A HARD BOILED EGG!!! I played with it for a bit and then put it back into the refrigerator. When I woke up the next morning, my sister Latasha Garner was eating potato salad & said she had found the hard boiled egg already in the fridge to put into her salad. I watched her eat it & I didnt have the courage to tell her that the egg was actually boiled in my mystical fold. I would like to apologize tasha, you ate an egg that was in my piss flaps for weeks. So sorry :(
Posted on: Wed, 22 Jan 2014 01:11:19 +0000
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