Interesting Facts About - David Cameron 1. David Cameron’s mother wanted a girl so much that she dressed the infant Cameron as a female until his 9th birthday when his father finally put a stop to the unseemly charade. 2. Cameron lists his hobbies in Who’s Who as Golf, strangling animals and masturbation. 3. His favourite band is 90’s pop combo Hanson and unsurprisingly his favourite song is their top-selling hit ‘MMMBop’. 4. Cameron says his favourite asset is his lustrous hair which he often likens to the ‘mane of a luxury edition My Little Pony’. 5. If you observe closely you will notice that Cameron does not actually walk – he glides across the floor at a height of approximately 5mm. 6. Cameron finds the concept of homeless people hilarious and he has a collection of photographs of them taken by his good friend and Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osbourne. 7. Cameron owns a collection of vintage Ford Transit vans from the early 1970s which he and his upper-class friends like to drive around his country estate. The drives are enlivened by Cameron and his pals taking potshots at specially imported peasants from neighbouring villages using antique hunting rifles and crossbows. 8. Cameron’s favourite drink is Um Bongo and he occasionally flies to Africa so that he can ‘drink it in the Congo’ as in the 1985 TV advertisement. 9. Cameron and his wife Sam sleep in separate rooms as David often emits strange owl-type noises in his sleep. 10. Cameron attributes his pink, shiny complexion to his nightly routine of smearing himself with Primula cheese spread.
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 16:09:03 +0000