Lets laugh a little bit Kopites Well Done, Secret Agent Moyes. Mission accomplished. Agent David Moyes, your task was to infiltrate the well-guarded compound of Manchester Unitedand break their power base. Theyve won too often for too long, and with the retirement of their long-serving general, we had a narrow window of opportunity in which to insert someone to accomplish this task, but you were available for the task. Thanks to your well-planned history with Liverpoolslocal rival, no one expected that you were, in fact, an agent in the employ of Liverpool set to do as much damage to their greatest rival as possible. Thanks to your stalling efforts, United were unable to reinforce their squad as needed, and your purposefully indifferent training methods left the squad disjointed and unsure of what to do on the pitch. You made a good show of things in the Champions League and League Cup, stretching your clubs run in those competitions for as long as you could in order to pile on extra matches that your old, thin, injured squad couldnt take. Take your £25 million severance and consider your job complete. Well be in touch, Agent Moyes.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 15:30:03 +0000
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