Mr. 419: Hello, how are you? Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking - TopicsExpress



          

Mr. 419: Hello, how are you? Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with? Mr. 419: Haba, dont you remember me? Who do you know in UK dat could be calling? (Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap?) Ayo: Johnson! Is that you? (Meanwhile, I dont know any Johnson in UK.) (Thinking its a break, he swallows the bait) Mr. 419: Of course,this is Johnson! How come you didnt recognize my voice initially? (Certain its a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.) Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad boy). Your father died, you didnt so much as show up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e o! (Your children will repay you with such). Didnt you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of original and heavy curses for you. Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didnt hear. I would have come. Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama has leprosy too? You didnt hear about that, abi? Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn?t hear. Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly) Too bad! Is your wife that foolish too?Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too? Mr. 419: Shes fine. Im certain shell get across to you. Theres an issue? (breaking in before he begins his story) Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o: (you offended me).I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? You want me to curse you too like your father did? I dont have his kind of patience o! Im sure you know. I wont wait that long before I give you what you deserve. epe buruku ni ma se fun e! (Ill pronounce wicked curses on u) Mr. 419: (Grunted) This issue is important... Ayo: Shut up!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419? The guy ended the call straight... ― Good things are best shared. Hit the SHARE button now!
Posted on: Sun, 05 Oct 2014 07:26:38 +0000

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