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My train ended up being very very delayed last night and by the time I got to my platform I was a little bit wobbly from the beer and heavy rucksack . Imagine taking ketamine then giving a very old and grumpy fat lady a piggyback several hundred yards , thats about the size of it . Mind you I was chuckling like a mental patient whod managed to get the keys to the medicine cabinet so all was cool and the gang . I met yet another rather charming American lady who saw fit to guide me to my correct carriage as I couldnt see let alone read the information my ticket said . Hoorah hoorah and thrice hoorah !!! No squirty bottom incidents to report , life is good . It is now 9:20 am and Ive been awake for a little while but Id slept like a dead man for all the night which was bliss. The train seems to be in its own time warp and although zooming along at a great rate of speed Im still about 3weeks from my destination . But Ive scrubbed my teeth and drank several cups of chai and feel like a champion . I really ought to have a huge hang over from hell so Ive either swerved it like a pro or Im still pissed and have yet to feel the hurt . Jaipur , I hope your ready for 😉
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 04:11:13 +0000

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