Never Lie to Your Dad: A Dad visits his son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his dad couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. He had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made him more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, he started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his dad’s thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.” About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your dad came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose he took it, do you?” He said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email him, just to be sure.” He sat down and wrote : Dear Dad: I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, your son. Several hours later, he received an email from his Dad which read: Dear Son: I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow. Love, Dad.
Posted on: Fri, 30 Aug 2013 11:40:13 +0000
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