Oh perfect world, full of maths, and figures, and thought-experiments, how appropriate that one of your most brilliant sons be born on the day we have devoted to the holy Pi! Fellow bits of cleverly organized star-matter, today we celebrate the birthday of the paragon of cerebral genius, Albert Einstein. Mr. Einstein spent his formative years quietly questioning the oppressive regime of Newtonian mechanics. Instead of blindly following the archaic laws of physics like most of his peers, Albert decided to start a revolution. A highly educated man, he had to swallow his pride and take a post at the blue collar Swiss Patent Factory. Einstein spent his days sleepily rejecting patents, while dreaming of nighttime, when he could sneak into the Equation Factory down the block. After countless failed attempts, Albert finally produced something worthy enough to confuse the public with. Dubbed “the world’s most famous equation” (taking over the position of the previous title-holders, “1+1=2”, and “Me+U=
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 22:08:14 +0000
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