Ok guys, it is time to begin the December meeting of the Illuminati. We have a few items to take care of: *Somebody found the real really real real birth Certificate for President Obama - I didnt even knew aliens made birth certificates, but Glenn Beck has found it. Were going to need to cover that up right away. *Theres newly discovered footage of the grassy knoll. If it is ever discovered that Sweden was behind the whole thing, well kiss your local Ikea goodbye. Somebody get on that ASAP. *Also, we havent messed with NC State in a while, lets have Karl Hess referee their game tonight. Ok, great. Now that we have all that settled, lets draw for secret Santa, then take our hoverboards back to our flying, electric, nuclear fission powered cars, and head back to our beautiful beach front homes in Atlantis.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 14:39:08 +0000