Once upon a time; I go to Kroger. Im at the checkout (automatic dohickies) and the machine is like ELLIE!!! DONT FORGET TO READ THE BOTTOM OF YOUR RECEIPT FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!! and Im like shut up stupid machine unless its a dog food coupon Im not interested..... and then i get home.... and curiosity spikes and its convenient so I happen to get out said receipt. and its all like IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE .... ha ha, like my dodge truck.... i always get the recalls. one time my cat food did get recalled..... who cares...... but receipt is sounding very serious. Its all up in my business with YOU purchased a product listed below that has been recalled and you may return it for a refund.. Basically in English it goes on to say, YOU BOUGHT PLUMS CONTAMINATED WITH LISTERIA MONOCYTOGENES AND YOU ALREADY ATE THEM!!!!!! YOU STUPID!!!!!! ooooooooops........ THIS COULD RESULT IN SEVERE ILLNESS IF YOURE PREGO OR HAVE AN IMMUNE PROBLEM!!!!!!.. I mean too late to stress about it now..... AND IF YOURE ALREADY IN THE HOSPITAL PLEASE CALL THE PACKING COMPANY AT bla bla bla- bla bla bla bla..... wonderful.... :/ eat safe people.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 20:38:09 +0000