Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a mean attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the birds mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the birds attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to clean up the birds vocabulary. Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked, kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that Id hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arm and said, I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. Im sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour. I was stunned at the change in the birds attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued, May I ask what the turkey did?
Posted on: Wed, 15 Jan 2014 19:54:25 +0000
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