TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA 1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY OCTROI! 4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! 5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax 6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL FIRE TAX! 8) Qus. : Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! 11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch Dinner? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! 13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! 14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.. : Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! 15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! 16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 17) Qus.: Have you purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY REGISTRATION FEE ! 18) Qus.: How you Travel? Ans. : Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! 19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.s TAX !!! 20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST PENALTY! 21) INDIAN :: can i die now?? Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!! Best forwarded emails
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 16:30:32 +0000
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