The Female Stages of Life Favorite drink: Age 17: Wine Coolers Age 25: White wine Age 35: Red wine Age 48: Dom Perignon Age 66: Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser Excuses for refusing dates: 17: Need to wash my hair. 25: Need to wash and condition my hair. 35: Need to colour my hair. 48: Need to have Francois color my hair. 66: Need to have Francois color my wig. Favorite sport: 17: Shopping 25: Shopping 35: Shopping 48: Shopping 66: Shopping Definition of successful date: 17: Burger King 25: Free meal 35: A diamond 48: A bigger diamond 66: Home Alone Favorite fantasy: 17: Tall, dark and handsome. 25: Tall, dark and handsome with money. 35: Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain. 48: A man with hair (preferably not on back). 66: A man. Pet: 17: Muffy the Cat. 25: Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat. 35: Irish setter and Muffy the Cat. 48: Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat. 66: Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat. Ideal age for marriage: 17: 17 25: 25 35: 35 48: 48 66: 66 Ideal date: 17: He offers to pay. 25: He pays. 35: He cooks breakfast the next morning. 48: He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids. 66: He can chew breakfast.
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