The Lecturer said, lets begin by reviewing some Nigerian history. The Lecturer asked who said, I shall return to die in the land of my fathers? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied: King Jaja of Opobo, 1875 very good! said lecturer.Then she asked again, who said, The land use act will feed the nation? Again, no response except from Akposh: Obasanjo, 1976.The Lecturer snapped at the class; class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you do. The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: Ghana must go. who said that? she demanded, Akpos put his hand up, Buhari 1984. At that point, a student at the back scornfully said; Hmmm, you think you are smart? The Lecturer glared and asked; All right! Now, who said that? Again, Akpos said,Babangidato Abiola, 1992. Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled I dey laugh ooh Akpos smilled back and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student yelled; Oh yeah! Eat this! Akpos jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer, Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998 Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; You little poo. If you say anything else, Ill kill you. Akpos frantically yelled at the top of his voice; Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004! The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; Oh poo, were in Big trouble now! Akpos whispered; Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007 Someone angrily said; Dont answer him, he is a fool Akpos smiled replied; Obansanjo to IBB, 2011 Now the Lecturer manage to get up and asks Akpos; pls, whore you? Show your self..Akpos jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012.
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