The Ribadu Apostacy & Operation TAN-GO: These are the days where politicians across board have to put the people first before self in all their political calculations and strategies ahead of the 2015 general elections. It is no longer news that Mallam Nuhu has completed a 360 degree turn round the political terrain, having tested the best of both world. For the PDP apparatchik, it is a promise fulfilled and a well aimed blow to the solar plexus of the opposition. You may recall that the PDP bacchants did promise their APC counterparts that they will teach them a bitter lesson in the politics of treachery and poaching of opposition members shortly after Cyberia was agog with news of 5 PDP Governors, members of parliament at state and federal legislative chambers and other top dogs porting from their natural habitat under the humblerrah to take up shelter inside the rain clutching firmly to brooms with which they plan to sweep away all the dirts and debris left behind by the nPDP porting tsunami. 1- 1 score draw it was until the PDP under the dour leadership of Captain Jona pulled a brace to open a 3 - 1 lead. In quick succession, the Desert Admiral of Adamawa, Murtala Nyako who ported with a mandate belonging to the oPDP ab initio was torpedoed from his ostentatious and prebendal LOOTING Post to a decrepit and desolate outpost in Siberia where in addition to gnashing of teeth, he has been wandering desolately in ignominy in the wilderness faraway from the comfort of his palacial farm residence in the hinterlands of Adamawa. Not done yet, in rapid succession, the PDP plucked the proponent of Operation Sweep, in the personage of Gen. Buba Marwa from the APC back under the protective cover of the humblerrah. Naturally the Infantry gentleman Officer swings like a yo-yo in Simple Harmonic Motion (SHM) in the political terrain, so Marwa oscillation from the PDP to the CPC to the APC and back to the PDP might have gone unnoticed by the critical mass and viewing public. Scoreline: PDP 4 - APC 1. The PDP still basking in the euphoria of capturing the infantry brigade and demilitarizing the GOC, went for the kill, this time poaching the former anti-graft Czar, Mallam Nuhu Ribadu. 5 - 1. Since the 5th goal was scored, the APC apparatchiks have not been able to sleep with their two eyes closed as blogosphere was awash with news of an impending porting of APC stalwart from the Gateway state into the PDP. Until it happens, nothing is guaranteed. Meanwhile the Czar of the corruption empire is having a raw deal with netizens who are angry with his preferment. Pronto excerpts from a non-existence interview Ribadu granted to the press disparaging his former party members, Asiwaju Tinubu, Amaechi, Kwankwaso et al and eulogising the PDP as the party to take the Lugardian state to greater height and Jonathan as a transformer per excellence who has surpassed the vision he has for Nigeria emerged at the village square. Ribadu has since denied granting that interview. Then you begin to wonder who spoke on his behalf castigating those he pelted with pebbles and laying Roses on the table for his new overlords? Your guess is as good as mine: the Aggrieved Peoples Congress as some Jonathanian twats refers to the APC has Ribadu in their crossline. The porting dey pain dem well well, so anything they have is been hurled at him - both real and imagined. I must give kudos to whoever came up with the purported press interview granted by Mallam Ribadu that explained the reasons behind his serial political jumpology. As a Fabian Strategist, I have psychoanalysed excerpts from the said interview, I have look at the salvos fired by Ribadu, I have studied the fragmentation pattern and examined the particled from the debris, I have look at the targets of the Ribadu salvo and I can categorically tell you that it has the signature and imprimatur of a Double Agent from the PDP! The PDP are using Ribadu as a cannon! What an anti- counter strategy! Fabio Contactus Aurelio Maximus, the Great Roman General and Author of the Fabian Strategies of War and Peace, couldnt have done it better. The Ribadu interview was the handiwork of a PDP twat somewhere, designed to whip up cheap banal sentiments and draw the APC into the line of fire. It is the Devils alternative - what ever option you chose, men will die! Talk youre doom. Keep mute, youll be pelted! This is the new credo of the transformational politics - As Gentle as a Dove and as ferocious as a Lion, Mainasara Jatau in a move reminiscent of Machiavelli De Don Kluminati deploys Operation Tango with a charge to his Dogs of War - Go and Take Over Social Media. Bombaklat! Halt! Hold it right there! Take over what? Its gonna be a free for all!!! NO ONE IS LOSING ANY SPACE here, for it takes TWO 2 TAN-GO! Let the altercation begin! The Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN) must GO the way of YEAA - Youth Earnestly Ask For Abacha! TAN - GO 2 HELL!! Dazzol!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 06:23:20 +0000
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