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The following is a real and true exchange that occurred tonight at the library (A=me, OC=optimistic child): A: Hey there, do you need some help? OC: Yes! I need some books that tell me how to use photoshop. My friend and I are going to make a video game! A: Cool, let me check to see what we have available. OC: Okay! A: Looks like we have a bunch, follow me! (walk to 006. books) A: Here we go! Do you know which version of the program you have? OC: I have a Mac. NO! Wait, I have a windows computer. A: Right, thats the computer you have, but there are different versions of photoshop. Do you know which one you have on your windows computer? OC: Oh. No. I dont have it yet. A: Ah, okay. OC: How much is it? A: Very expensive. OC: Like $50? A:...........not quite. I think its more than $500. OC: (look of utter shock) Ohhhhhhhhh boy. I better go ask my dad.

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