This just happened...I am driving, I have one hand on the wheel - TopicsExpress



          

This just happened...I am driving, I have one hand on the wheel and the other one trying desperately to hold onto my Carls Jr. Monster biscuit sandwich. Since the biscuits are so soft and flaky, it is disintegrating in my hand. I take a giant mouthful before anymore can escape from my grasp...As fate would have it, this was the moment it chose to have me dry sneeze...everything exploded outwards...uncontrollably... And because my hands were full, I squished the rest of my sandwich in the seizing death grip from my hand and it crumble and fell to oblivion. I just went through the sneeze apocalypse...the devastation was total. The debris of eggs, sausage, bacon, cheese, and biscuit was something I had never witnessed before... Good day to you...that is all.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 18:25:06 +0000

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