To Gail: Happy 32nd anniversary. Not much for posting , but people need to know why you are why so interesting. Here are my 32 reasons why Gail is so interesting (one for each year) She once won a staring contest with her own reflection If she were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldnt be dark When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, she hears it Her passport requires no photograph When she drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value Whatever side of the tracks shes currently on is the right side, even if she crosses the tracks shell still be on the right side Her sweat is the cure for the common cold Bigfoot tries to get pictures of her She once turned a vampire into a vegetarian She never wears a watch because time is always on her side She has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks Superman has pajamas with her logo The circus ran away to join her She lives vicariously through herself In museums, she is allowed to touch the art She once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle A bird in her hand is worth three in the bush The Holy Grail is looking for her Roses stop to smell her She once started a fire using only dental floss and water If opportunity knocks, and shes not at home, opportunity waits Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about her Clairol calls her to get the Secret to her hair Color She once brought a knife to a gunfight... just to even the odds She can kill two stones with one bird She once made a weeping willow laugh The dark is afraid of her Sharks have a week dedicated to her When reading Tarot Cards, the future comes to her to see what happens Her signature won a Pulitzer No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about her hair cut If she was on the walking dead, the show would be over because she would find a cure Dinner is on me
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 21:20:57 +0000
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