Tomorrow night at Headliner... 1) Carlos Melange is gonna turn the room upside down... 2) I will once again have samurai hair... 3) Erol Erock will spit water on a particular beautiful blonde bartender, for which I will catch the heat because I didnt defend her 4) Tommy Ranucci will not say hello to me even though I have a bottle of Special Reserve Apple Pucker waiting for him 5) Heather Jones will be fed up with my nonsense by 11pm but be my friend again at midnight when she starts drinking 6) Johnn Albo will scream Emilio! across the room once or twice 7) Jimmie Tyrrell will ask me for waterproof bandaid tape before the night begins 8) Rob Gordillo will be perfectly tan and look like he just left a hard core gym Sesh #pump 9) Cheryl R. will have the kind of boobage that is yet to be named... Not side boob, not underboob, not cleavage... 10) Rob Filloramo will be have 3 of the exact same conversations with me about sundays, over a warm shot of stoli o 11) Michael Jost will try to sabotage my Sunday morning by walking in with a stack of 20 hot dogs, followed by the words let me get a shifter #BlackOnIce 12) Noah Carter will save me from said sabotage by double fisting the last of the hot dogs in front of me, followed by some inspirational words about my singing, along with a quick jab about Keanu Reeves... #carterbar 13) Jess Jones will yell at me to settle this fcking batch and something about 2 cents 14) Lau Ren will decorate her bar with some sort of disposable plastic table cloth material and we will laugh about #MyLittlePieceOfUSA 15) Tom Sueta will announce Albo Roulette just prior to closing his register...and then will proceed to call one of us little girls for not wanting to finish the night with more shots 16) Myself, Noah and Albo will be standing near eachother when Tom refers to us as #DemBoys, to which Albo will get possessive over his boyfriend and pull Noah away from me, followed by the words #BrackaBracka 17) EVERYONE WILL BE DRUNK I know i missed a bunch of stuff but 17 bullets seemed like overkill... See you all tomorrow night! #Headliner
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 17:22:58 +0000
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