Was sended to me - enjoy In a Squalid South African township, outside of a large white city. a Riot starts. Police send in the armoured cars, and theyre ready to issue a beating. The international journalists are behind the lines as the riot continues to build a head of steam. One boer sarge emerges, takes out his bullhorn - THEES EES EN EELEEGEL GETHERING - DEESPERSE EEMEEDIETLEY OR WEE WEEL DEEPLOY WATER KENNONS. No-one moves, so the the police knock the shit out of the townspeople with the water cannons. They disperse pretty rapidly, but then mass again in force. Yet again, boer sarge emerges, clicks on the bullhorn - THEES EES EN EELEEGEL GETHERING - DEESPERSE EEMEEDIETLEY OR WEE WEEL DEEPLOY TEE-ERR GES No-one moves, so they knock the shit out of the townspeople with the tear gas. They disperse pretty rapidly, but then mass again in force. Again, boer sarge pops up, takes out his bullhorn - THEES EES EN EELEEGEL GETHERING - DEESPERSE EEMEEDIETLEY OR WEE WEEL DEEPLOY RABBER BOOLETS No-one moves, so they knock the shit out of the townspeople with the rubber bullets. They disperse pretty rapidly, but then mass again in force. By this point, the journalists are getting nervous and a few are leaving thinking theyre going to get moered. Boer sarge has one more trick up his sleeve - THEES EES EN EELEEGEL GETHERING - DEESPERSE EEMEEDIETLEY OR WEE WEEL DEEPLOY DOGS No-one moves, so they let loose the canine unit. EVERY single townsperson disappears at top speed, chased by several angry, hungry dogs each. The riot is quelled. The journalists are amazed. How the hell did you get them to disperse with just the dogs? Why not just send them in first? Boer sarge replies Well bro, unless you wash em, fumigate em and tenderise em tha bladdy dogs wont eat em
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 15:58:16 +0000
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