Wet-your-pants funny! I’ve got a new man this holiday - someone who won’t let me down. A guy whose eyes always sparkle. A man who can show you the town. My boyfriend knows when I’m sleeping He always treats me right. He knows if I’ve been bad or good But when I’m naughty, he thinks it’s nice. Santa’s my boyfriend Oh yes, Santa’s the one that I love. I believe he’s real, because I can still feel The touch of his furry white glove. Santa’s my boyfriend Oh, I’ve never been in love like this. When he comes down my chimney, Because it’s his kiss that’s first on my list! I like it when we jump in a sleigh, And he takes me to the North Pole. Ain’t he the greatest! He told me that he loves the taste of my milk and cookies! He told me the same thing! When everybody else is putting up their stockings, He’s taking mine down. You get the picture. Santa’s my boyfriend. He keeps me warm in the cold winter snow. He’s jolly and kind. And I don’t even mind When he see me and shouts: Ho, Ho, Ho Santa’s my boyfriend And we’ll have a wonderful life. I can’t wait for the time, when he’ll truly be mine And he’ll leave his b**ch of a wife. He’s gonna leave her, right? https://screen.yahoo/santas-boyfriend-000000082.html
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 02:17:49 +0000
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