Wife.....wife..... . Ps: this is onli for som lols ...women plz dont hunt me down Some global opinions on marriages.. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. - Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. - Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Mike Tyson I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Bill Clinton Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - George W. Bush I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Rudy Giuliani Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. - Michael Jordan Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever youre right, shut up. - Shaquille ONeal The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once.. - Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to. - David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. - Barack Obama
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 07:11:15 +0000