eLLO MY DARLINS, GOOD MORNIN/NOON/ EVENIN/ NIGHT. I AS BIN AWAKE 10 MINUTES AND JUST HAD THE STRANGEST PHONE CALL EVER FROM AN INSURANCE COMPANY, I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS MUCKIN ABOUT BUT IT WAS FOR REAL. LMAO. tHIS IS WHAT WAS SAID. iNSURANCE COMPANY:- GOOD AFTER NOON MR MASSEY, ARE YOU INSURED. ME:- NO, WHYS THAT THEN. THEM NUTTERS:- WE HEAR YOU SING IN A BAND AND WOULD LIKE YOU TO INSURE YOUR VOICE FOR £500,000. WE HAVE HEARD SOME OF YOUR SONGS. ME:- STEVE, IS THAT YOU ON A FAWKIN WIND UP. YOU BIN SMOKIN THAT PLAT VAPOUR AGAIN. THE CRANKS:- NO MR MASSEY, WE ARE SERIOUS. ALSO DO YOU SMOKE. ME:- ONLY WHEN SOMEONE SETS ME BOXERS ON FIRE. THE CRANKS:- DID YOU CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE, AND DO YOU PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. ME. NO, I DIDNT CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE, I SAT ME ARSE ON THE TOILET AND FLUSHED IT. YES I DO PLAY AND PLAY THE DIDGERIDOO. THE CRANKS:- HE SHOUTS OUT TO ONE OF HIS COLLEAGS, HE PLAYS WITH A DIDGERIDOO...SHE THEN SHOUTS BACK...IS IT A BIG ONE. ME:- I WENT KIND OF BRIGHT RED AND TOLD THEM TO FAWK OFF COS ME COFFEES GETTIN COLD AND HUNG UP. I AS COME TO THE CONCLUSION THIS WORLD IS FULL OF NUTTERS. LMFAO.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 12:28:57 +0000