oooold humor...Richard EdwardsEd Rosen 1. Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. Why, my outfit was so well drilled, declared one, that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click. Very good, conceded the other, but when my company presented arms youd just hear slap, slap, jingle. What was the jingle? asked the first. Oh, replied the other offhand, just our medals. 2. General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKenzie asks: So how are your men? Very well trained, Genl. McKenzie. I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see theyre the bravest men all over the country. Well, my men are very brave, too. Id like to see that. So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body! Are you crazy? Itd kill me, you idiot! Im out of here! As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said: You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general. 3. First soldier: Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you? Second soldier: No way, Jose! First soldier: Why ever not? Second soldier: Its against regulations to help another soldier to dessert! 4. An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card (unfortunately ). So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: Hey, send somebody to my location with $500! The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back - once again, with the smoke: OK, chief, but why so much ? At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky. .. The tribe signals: Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 15:03:35 +0000
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