"rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.”---some guidance for the male code.. .• Never date an ex of your friend. • When in doubt, always kiss the girl. • Tip more than you should. • Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s in the end zone at the Super Bowl or on a private plane. • Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them. • Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size. • One girlfriend at a time is probably enough. • If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs. • Ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats. • Hookers aren’t cool, but remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive.
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 20:08:29 +0000
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