udy: Mr Angelo – I see you are suing the defendant $1 – don’t you have a surname? Angelo: Scusilo? Everyone calls mio Angelo. Judy: Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? Angelo: Si! Mio cuisine, it is famoso on the TV 3. I was Angelo – bringing you a slice of heaven-a, ma alas no more… (Wipes eyes with hand) Judy: Tell me about it? Your cooking programme is gone? Angelo: Si. Terribile! All because of this difettoso (points at Jones) I am rovinato – ruined – no body wants-a mio desserts-a. Mio reputation – it is in the pieces! Judy: (interrupting) Yes. Yes. I see here you are suing Mr Jones for ruining your business and destroying your reputation. Mr – Jones – is this true? Jones: Well, maybe. Judy: I said, is this true? Jones: Well, I have told my friends and relations that Angelo is a crook and his desserts are disgusting. Angelo: Devastazione! (Sobs. Judy passes box of tissues to bailiff who gives to Angelo) Judy: Why did you deliberately set out to destroy this man’s reputation? Jones: Well, ma’am. He sold me a stale dessert. I have the docket to prove it (hand docket to Bailiff) Wasn’t fit for the pigs. Angelo: It was my delicious deathamo – a treat to die for! Judy: And so? Jones: So, I took it back but this swindler chased me out of his shop with a carving knife. Angelo: Non, non, non! Judy: So you chased a customer with a carving knife? Angelo: Non, it is falso! I offer ‘im another Delicious Deathamo or ‘is money back. Ma, ‘e say, non! And ‘e scosse the cake – poof! Into mio faccia! Judy: And the money? Angelo: Oh my God! What is money? My reputation, it is sparito! The TV 3 men say, “Arriverderci”. He tell about me to the world. He tell the Holmes show, he write to the ODT, he talk to the Wilma lady! Judy: Enough! (Pointing to Jones) Pay him $1 – that’s $1 less the price of the stale dessert. Case dismissed – that’s all.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 04:59:35 +0000
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