A woman prepared vegetable soup for herself and her husband. They are about to eat. HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from? WIFE: I got it from Mr. Sands garden. HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! How do I know he didnt poison the vegetables? WIFE: I have an idea. (Gives some to their dog. After some time, the dog goes out to play) WIFE: See? The food isnt poisoned HUSBAND: Oh, OK. Lets eat then. (As they eat, maid comes in crying) WIFE: What happened? MAID: Bingo is dead! HUSBAND: What? The food is poisoned! Haa! This woman, you have succeeded in finally killing me! HUSBAND (feeling sober and guilt-filled upon realising hes going to die in a couple of minutes): I need to make a confession! WIFE: What? HUSBAND: When you arent at home, I do sleep with the maid in our room. WIFE (feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile): I forgive you. I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive me, too. HUSBAND: OK. WIFE: The children arent yours. They are our gatemans. (The gateman comes in) GATEMAN: Oga! The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologise. What do you think would happen next?
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 06:31:48 +0000
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