I stepped in chicken shit this morning while feeding the chickens at my churchs dream center. And then the demon possessed rooster attacked me 7 times, once causing my hand to slip and be pressed into more chicken shit. Id mention all of the treasures in heaven Im storing up by volunteering, but Im pretty sure telling you about my good deeds on Facebook will totally turn those treasures into more earthly chicken shit. And I swear I still smell like... you know.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 19:37:39 +0000
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