ITS GAME DAY!!!!! AND ABOUT TIME, TOO. AFTER A 2 WEEK LAYOFF THANKS TO SOME AMATEURISH SCHEDULE-MAKING BY THE BUNGLING LEAGUE COMMISSIONER, THE LANGLEY HUMANS TAKE TO THE ICE TONIGHT AT 7:15PM TO FIGHT FOR THEIR PLAYOFF LIVES. ITS A STRAIGHTFORWARD SCENARIO FOR THE HUMANS: WIN AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS, LOSE AND THE SEASON IS OVER. AFTER LOSING THE OPENING ROUND-ROBIN GAME TO THE CHIEFS, THE HUMANS WILL TAKE ON THE CELTIC KINGS, WHO ALSO LOST THEIR FIRST ROUND-ROBIN GAME. WITH SO MUCH AT STAKE, TONIGHTS CONTEST IS EXPECTED TO BE A SPIRITED AFFAIR. WHILE CRITICS OF THE TEAM LIKE TO POINT TO THE FACT THAT THE HUMANS HAVE NOT WON A GAME IN A MONTH AND A HALF, THE HUMANS PLAYERS ARE CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO PROVE NAYSAYERS WRONG. FOR A TEAM THAT HAS HAD SO MUCH SUCCESS IN PREVIOUS YEARS, THE HUMANS ARE USED TO BEING SCRUTINIZED. BEFORE THIS YEAR, THE HUMANS HAD AN ALL TIME PLAYOFF RECORD OF 11-3. IF THE HUMANS WANT TO KEEP THE SEASON ALIVE TONIGHT, THEY WILL HAVE TO FIGHT THROUGH A COUPLE OF INJURIES. VETERAN D-MAN BEIM IS OUT OF THE LINEUP. TEAM DOCTORS WERE BEING TIGHT-LIPPED REGARDING HIS INJURY, BUT SOURCES SAY HE SUFFERED A SUN BURN AT CULTUS LAKE. CONRAD BONE DYKMAN HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE YEAR, MARKING THE END TO A FRUSTRATING SEASON FOR THE BLUE LINER. HUM WILL ALSO MISS TONIGHTS GAME WITH A MID-BODY INJURY SAID TO HAVE OCCURRED WHEN HE LAUGHED TOO HARD AT A FART JOKE HE MADE WHILE TUBING AT SHUSWAP. COME TO TWIN RINKS TONIGHT AT 7:15PM AND BE A PART OF THE HUMANITY INSANITY AS THE HUMANS FIGHT FOR THEIR PLAYOFF LIVES!!!!!!
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 19:13:01 +0000
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