Lol, people. Standing on 3rd and Virginia (Seattle) earlier tonight waiting for the bus to run to the store. Some chicks walk by on the sidewalk with their bikes. As they walk past me, a fanny pack on one of the bikes falls to the ground and money comes out. I see 1s, 5s, a couple 10s. I call out Maam, your bag, your money, and begin picking the cash up before it starts blowing into the street. They stop. I bring the money over to them. The woman whose bag fell looks at me nervously and says Wow, you sure would have had a field day with that, huh? Actually, I reply, I have field days with my own money, and since were all judging people based on looks here, I probably have more field days with my money than you do with yours. She froze and looked at me. Somebody behind me blurted out a laugh. I smiled. After a few seconds she spun around in disgust. Then they walked away. When somebody kicks bullshit your way, turn it around, baby.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 05:40:05 +0000
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