PERFECT ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS 1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping? Answer: No! I’m training to die >:) 2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed? Answer: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought it over for a ride.? 3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain? Answer: No, in the next one. :| 4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you:- You Awake? Answer: No. Im sleep walking! (:| 5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you? Answer: At the bus stop! :/ 6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath? Answer: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! 7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up? Answer: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. 8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him:- are those Flowers? Answer: No baby! Na Carrots. 9. You’re in the toilet, when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there? Answer: No! The SHIT is talking to you! :D 10. Youre on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here? Answer: Im here to pay my school fees! >:O
Posted on: Sun, 19 Jan 2014 21:57:49 +0000
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