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Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems. A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle. Decimals have a point. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots. Why did the boy eat his math homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. Have you heard the latest statistics joke? Probably. What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry. What do you call an empty parrot cage? Polygon. Cakes are round but Pi are square. How can you make time fly? Throw a clock out the window! Without geometry, life is pointless.
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 09:24:48 +0000

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