An open letter to the dead mouse I found in the cat food dish: - TopicsExpress



          

An open letter to the dead mouse I found in the cat food dish: Dear Mr. Mouse, by now you have figured out that the patio door was left ajar for the outdoor cat to leave when he finished warming up. The outdoor cat was that large orange thing napping ten inches away from the mouse food who presumably filled your last moments of reality with unpleasantries we can only imagine. And that delicious dish of mouse food which you found was not actually mouse food at all. Silly creature, there is no such thing as mouse food.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Oct 2013 13:17:15 +0000

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