Dear unnamed neighbour, thanks for your insights. Its great to know that you take such an abiding interest in the state of my garden. God knows I could give a rats ass about yours, as I have not in fact taken to looking over the fence in the same way that you have. Naturally in deference to your advancing years and your possession of testicles I shall pay absolute attention to your observations. I had completely failed to notice that my lawn needed cutting! Imagine that! Having spent the entire morning tramping about on it in order to rotavate the rest of it and then dig my potato trenches! What a slattern. I tell you what, Im quite tempted to see how long my grass can actually grow! How about a game of lawn chicken - first one to cave in and mow my lawn loses. You game? Are you? Of course you arent. I look forward to spending my retirement patronising my own neighbours but I really dont have the time at the moment to give a flying flip about your views. Kindly mess off. Regards, etc.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 14:24:02 +0000
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