Just for Laughs, A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a Jembe.” From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, “You lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!” The judge turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a Laundry Lady with a shovel.” “You stingy idiot!” blurts the spectator. “Quiet!” yelled the judge. “You are also charged with killing a mailman with a hacksaw.” “You cheap son of a… ” the spectator starts to shout. The judge thunders back, ” I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason ......................for more follow this link................... lovelykenya/humour/stingy-murderous-neighbour/
Posted on: Sat, 18 Jan 2014 04:00:01 +0000
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