Kids Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!! Bird Jokes Back to Animal Jokes Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment! Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and...? A: A penguin falling down the stairs! Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed? A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What kind of bird works at a construction site? A: The crane! Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? A: Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over! Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because its too far to walk! Q: What did the sick chicken say? A: Oh no! I have the people-pox! Q: What do you call a funny chicken? A: A comedi-hen Q: Why do scientists think humming birds hum? A: Because they cant remember the words! Q: What bird is always depressed? A: The blue jay Q: Why do seagulls like to live by the sea? A: Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 17:34:19 +0000
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