My blindate- when i was single i dated women from all sizes, shapes, an colors. well let me take that back, i didnt date white chicks. anyway i was introduced to a woman by a friend of mines who tried to hook me up with his wifes cousin., i talk to her over the phone, so we made an arrangement to meet up. i said how do u look, she said dont worry baby, i get mass holla, a b--h like me aint never had no problem gettin no nigga. put it this way im thick in all the right places baby. i said cool. so she drove over to the crib, an when i seen her she was a good 400 lbs an some change. i didnt get up an bounce i went on with the date out of coutesy an respect cause im a nice guy. so when the date was over she said ooh baby lets take a picture together, i said ok. my friend who lived in dallas called me up a yr later an asked me how did it go, an then he said where is that picture yall took on christmas eve. i said the woman was so fat we took picture the day before christmas an its still printing today.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 05:45:58 +0000
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