Our Latest Species! So......I have Lou and Sam out back doing their business when all the thick brush starts moving! Naturally, the dogs run toward the wilderness and Liz asks out the door: Whats going on? I reply: The bobcat is back! With that, a creature emerges from the brush.......what could it be? Perhaps a female Sasquatch? It had Breasts and was quite tattooed!!! Then the unthinkable......Yes, it spoke! It said: Im sorry I startled you! But can you tell me how to get to Moon Lake Beach? I responded with, it is straight through the brush, about a mile and a half! The driving distance us humans use would be about 3.5 miles. The brush behind us is thick and very swampy. The creature apologized again, and I said its ok, there are bobcats in the woods and thought you were one of them! It responded with: I know, I Was Trying To Get Away From it! The creature then tried unsuccessfully to embark on its journey to White Trash Lake......I mean Moon Lake! When I came back inside I noticed it had emerged from the wilderness once more, and re-entered a few yards away. You just cant make this stuff up!!! This is better than people watching at Walmart! This was a true story!
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 22:45:15 +0000
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